Slacker Friday

It's Friday, which means 60% of the office isn't here. Somehow all these people managed to finagle it so they are "working from home" on Fridays. Yet I continue to drive here like a chump. Something to do with having children=working from home. I'm so glad this office is not penalizing me for my life decisions. Maybe I should just start putting up pictures of a friend's baby all around my cube and pretend that it's mine. And I could rush out of here right at five, all "gotta pick up the kids." I mean, who would ever think that someone would lie about that, right? Then I could "work" from home, too and sleep in and extra hour and check email in my pajamas. You know, the American dream.

On the plus side, for some reason I'm not getting any emails today. Go figure.