Things I Don't Want You to Tell Me:
It's Monday
Your weekend was too short
You can't believe it's already Monday again
You wish the weekend was longer
You dislike Mondays
You're exhausted from the weekend
Weekends are fun, Mondays are not
Tomorrow is Tuesday
(And yes, I know I say these things but I'm exempt from scorn)
10 hours ago
Also, things you don't need to hear on Fridays:
ReplyDelete"It's Friday!"
Yeah no shit! Nobody forgets that it's Friday or is interested in the fact that you're excited about it. If you weren't excited about it being Friday you'd be a douche.
"Got any plans for the weekend?"
Maybe I do but I don't want to tell you about it because of the slight chance you might show up where I'm going, thus turning my weekend plans into some kind of horrible work function.