My Kid Made the Honor Roll

I abhor bumper stickers. I do not want to know about your beliefs and political views, especially not conveyed by a catchphrase. Why do you feel the need to tell me your car climbed Mount Washington? I really don’t care. In fact, when I’m sitting in traffic stuck behind a car that is plastered with stickers it really just makes me want to rear-end it. It just feels like you’re yelling at me and frankly, I don’t deserve it. Listen I want peace as much as the next person, sorry I don’t shout it from the roof top like you. Why don't you just get down off your soap box and drive.

These are some of my least favorite ( I could only pick a few, they really are all terrible):










And just remember, elections come and go but bumper stickers are forever.