Dealing With Addiction

Today we ran out of caffeine. Again. Normally there is really horrible coffee and Lipton’s brisk caffeinated tea. Today there are a few stray decaf tea bags floating around. This is the second time this has happened in a month. My eyes are crossing and my hands are shaking and I might actually bite the head off of the next person to ask me a question. Needless to say, there will be no witty, lighthearted blog posts today.

Counting down the minutes to lunch and breaking out of the cage for a caffeinated beverage…



Ohhh, look at you there all delicious and full of that sweet, sweet caffeine. Remember all the good times we had together? All the times where I didn’t think I’d make it through the day but you, you were the one who pulled me through and helped me stay alert and awake, chipper even! In the beginning things were so happy, but then…you made me this way, you knew what you were doing, didn’t you? You knew I wouldn’t be able to live without you- it’s all your fault! You ruined me! Wait, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it. You’re the best thing that ever happened to me. Please come back. I will always think of you fondly, until we meet again…