HumansInCages is Not Responding Right Now

This stupid, letter-less computer is getting on my last nerve. Listen, I don’t want to work but I figure I’m at work and getting paid (sort of, I think my salary is like getting paid in monopoly money) so I should try and get something done. However, this computer is making it impossible for me to be productive.

Every time I try to reply to an email the whole thing freaks out and windows start minimizing and then popping up and then going blank and then outlook says “not responding.” So then I have to close it out and it says, this program is not responding, would you like to end now? Yes, stupid computer, you have given me not other choice but to close outlook once again and then reopen and then once again try and respond to an email that, let’s be honest, wasn’t really worth it to begin with. Then of course there’s that whole, “this mailbox was not closed properly and is now being checked for problems” window that comes up when I try to reopen. I know it wasn’t closed properly; I could not close it properly because it was NOT RESPONDING.

I mean, this post alone took twice as long as it should have but I have my priorities straight so even in the face of adversity HIC was updated. Here’s a crazy idea, what if I stop responding until I get a computer that works? I can put that as my out of office: “HumansInCages is not responding right now, would you like to fix this computer?”