Just Another Awesome Day in the Life

Today, the handle broke off the door in the bathroom. This means you can’t get in or out. There are 3 floors in the office; each floor has a bathroom with exactly 2 stalls. This means on a good day for approximately 60 females there are six stalls. Now we’re down to four and things are getting ugly. We contacted the building manager and asked him to fix it and so far the solution has been to prop open the door with a wooden doorstop.


This way you can get in and out of the bathroom, and then there is the added bonus that everyone walking by can hear you peeing. I think the natives are starting to rebel though because in the downstairs bathroom (one of the “good” ones) there is toilet paper strewn everywhere, water all over the floor, and a line down the hall. This is not a fun nightclub; I don’t want to wait in line for the bathroom. Actually, I don’t want to wait in line at a nightclub either. But regardless if I’m waiting in line to use a crappy bathroom at work, I want a dance floor set up in the conference room.