Dove Wrapper Says What?

I’m adding a new segment. Since I’m bored and cranky at work I often eat the Dove chocolate promises. If you’ve ever had them you know they:
1. Are extremely delicious
2. Have little sayings inside the wrapper

The saying are ridiculous. Today’s was:
“Be a Dark Chocolate Diva just for a moment”

Now, I don’t want to be presumptuous but I don’t know many straight men who consider themselves divas. Dove, are you suggesting that mostly women (and gay men?) eat chocolate?? The nerve.