Overheard at the Water Cooler,

This is actually more of an overheard on the phone, as a woman gave me major 'tude about attending a conference.

Woman: "HumansInCages, I don't understand why you wouldn't attend"
HumansInCages: "Well, as I'm sure you've experienced it all comes down to money and I'm trying to work it in my budget"
Woman: "Yes but Humans, our show is by the far the best. I'd think you'd be jumping at the chance"