Organic Food Makes Me Cool

I recently started using reusable grocery bags at the grocery store. I'd like to say this is because I'm going green and thinking of the environment and being an overall better person, but really it's just to fit in at Trader Joe's. All the cool kids there are carrying reusable bags. Everyone there is so friendly and happy, therefor reusable bags must make you happy, right?

I've even started taking the reusable bags to regular grocery store which is really amazing because then you can feel superior to everyone else carting around their paper and plastic. I also recently discovered that Stop and Shop gives you a $.05 credit if you bring your own bag. FIVE WHOLE CENTS!

The moral of the story is now I fit in at Trader Joe's so I can go in my yoga pants and buy organic potato chips and 99% fat free burritos.

If you're not familiar with the scene, this "commercial" pretty much says it all.