A Company InVESTment

I just got an email to send my size to the events manager because we are getting "a fun clothing item" at our sales meeting. After some investigating I have uncovered that the clothing item is a vest. My first thought was vest, like a suit vest, and I was very confused and thought, oh great we're going to be forced to put on some sort of performance wearing vests and top hats and canes. I envisioned a kickline while singing I loooove to woooork! That myth was quickly dissuaded when they told me no it's a fleece vest with the company logo. Ohhhh. So I said, a fleece vest? Why can't we just get a regular fleece coat, like with sleeves? The answer was, of course, that sleeves were too expensive. We can't afford sleeves.